Hat Of Many Colours - Paranoia Item

[Barrok]

Code - COLORSPRAY-675-WIZ-HAT
This pointy looking plasti hat has a clear plastic dome on top of it filled with many different coloured LEDs. There is a wire hanging down from the hat itself which goes to a hand held control panel with two buttons and a dial. One button says "On/Off", the other says "Strobe" the dial is marked "Intensity" and is numbered from 1 to 10. When switched on the LEDs come on simultaneously illuminating the area around the wearer - each increment of intensity increasing the illumination by 20 meters. All seems normal until "strobe" is pressed - suggested random strobe effects


All are blinded in the area until it seems unfunny
All bots in the are have their bot brains reprogrammed through optical light waves - they go Frankenstein and try to kill the hat wearer - then take the hat to free more bots.
A leprechaun appears trying to find the source of the new rainbow and leaves the character with a pot of gold.
All humans in the area lose control of their mutant powers including the hat wearer and all manifest them all at once.
A rip in space/time causes Azathoth to appear and dance a merry old jig for you.
You are bombarded by tiny bits of hard candy and so is everyone else in 30 meters - attack 10 - damage S3M - And if anyone is maimed they have lost an eye. A voice intones "Taste The Rainbow"

[Firefox15]

hey b are you forgetting the 70s disco music??? what would be a whole lot funnier would be if the hat started playing a hybrid disco/80s metal and everyone around the wearer of the hat would run around frantically trygin to cover their ears and get away from the source of the music. this would then free up the wearer of the hat to start picking off the other players. Meanwhile all the bots in the area goes completely haywire and then goes boom.

[Barrok]

ha ha ha now that's a plan.

I also thought of causing laser fire in the area to increase into the intensity of bubbling hot plasma which is uncontrolled when fired and has a 50/50 chance of attack the firer of the laser or the target.

Another thing I was tempted by was to have do a TARDIS effect (Dr Who) and suddenly have the troubleshooters end up fighting an irate dinosaur - who is obviously a mutant whilst the doobey brothers continuously play from the hats internal speakers.