katalia369
25th December 2004, 04:50 AM
Anyone can create things that blow up, implode, or kill. But after you've burned all that energy at the ultimate party of destruction how are you going to look at work the next day. Trying to make lettuce bombs that look more like radishes thats how!
Enter Kitty Tomo's Morning After Mix
A pinch of this and a dash of that, please don't ask, hold your nose and bottoms up.
This potion will completely cure all diseases, blindness, deafness, hit point damage, and all temporary ability damage. It neutralizes poisons in the subject’s system, so that no additional damage or effects are suffered. Only a single vial of the potion is needed to simultaneously achieve all these effects. This does not remove negative levels, restore permanently drained levels, or restore permanently drained ability scores. This potion will also return 2d8 of spells per day to any wizard/sorcerer to be distributed amongst levels as the drinker sees fit.
(In fine print on side of bottle)
Possible side effects include (roll 1d6):
1)Loosing your voice for 2d4 hours (due to the taste)
2)Your skin turning a nice bright festive green
3)Your skin turning a nice bright holly red
4)Spontaneously shouting "HO HO HO" to everyone you meet
5)Flatulence to the tune of "Jingle Bells" for 3d10 hours
6)Gain 2d100 pounds for 3 days time, accompanied by the urge to wear bright red everything
Required Feats: Brew Potion
Required Spells: Wish, Heal
Price: ?
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Basically throw a Heal Scroll and a Ring of Wizardry in a bottle and pray to whatever deity you serve you don't roll a five.
Kat
Enter Kitty Tomo's Morning After Mix
A pinch of this and a dash of that, please don't ask, hold your nose and bottoms up.
This potion will completely cure all diseases, blindness, deafness, hit point damage, and all temporary ability damage. It neutralizes poisons in the subject’s system, so that no additional damage or effects are suffered. Only a single vial of the potion is needed to simultaneously achieve all these effects. This does not remove negative levels, restore permanently drained levels, or restore permanently drained ability scores. This potion will also return 2d8 of spells per day to any wizard/sorcerer to be distributed amongst levels as the drinker sees fit.
(In fine print on side of bottle)
Possible side effects include (roll 1d6):
1)Loosing your voice for 2d4 hours (due to the taste)
2)Your skin turning a nice bright festive green
3)Your skin turning a nice bright holly red
4)Spontaneously shouting "HO HO HO" to everyone you meet
5)Flatulence to the tune of "Jingle Bells" for 3d10 hours
6)Gain 2d100 pounds for 3 days time, accompanied by the urge to wear bright red everything
Required Feats: Brew Potion
Required Spells: Wish, Heal
Price: ?
***************
Basically throw a Heal Scroll and a Ring of Wizardry in a bottle and pray to whatever deity you serve you don't roll a five.
Kat