Lapis Lazuli
17th August 2007, 06:00 PM
Here at Barrok's tower where diabolic artifacts are created such as Lithuse Cauldron [for making newbie stew], Col. Bob's Old Bread Stick [wich he calls a beating stick], Col. Bob's Mustache[ adds like 25 Cha], Col. Bob's Hat of Disgust[disguises you by removing 25 Cha],Smiling Bandits False Teeth [yes, they are too perfect to be real. I am told he robbed them from his own Grandmama!], the Fist of Sunfisto[still burning evil!That's my boy!], the Burning Druid [ok not an artifact, but still a good time,get the marshmellows and smores Sunfisto!],Skurvy's Peg Leg [still waiting on him to loose leg before applying.help wanted,apply within...],Brauns d20 [the very first d20!],Barrok's Cruches of Slaying Small Cute Fuzzie Things,Delrose Place [that floor of the tower noone ever leaves becasue it paradodies some 80's tv drama], the list just goes on and on...