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LackingHumanity
31st January 2006, 03:26 AM
Type: Contact (DC 20)
Primary damage: Extremely loud in volume and dress sense (-4 to all silent move and hide checks)
Secondary damage: The victim will become very annoying and simply scary to members of the male gender, especcially if the victim is of said gender (1D6 cha damage)
Market Price: 50gp (It's not popular anymore)

In the ten 80's the Bard Frilly Humanity become a popular sensation in the courts of Kings and peasent gatherings all around the Kingdom. His dress sense was his main drive, as his music lacked any real substance apart from words like "Woo man" and "Bay bee", which were often found up to a minimum of twenty times in his songs.

Being the humble fellow that he is, FH made millions of Gold pieces selling his urine (Which strangely resembeled furry pink in colour) to drones of female fans after each show, tactfully labeling his excrement as "Glam Juice", which in his words was "Made from the same stuff as my musis BAY BEE".