Shadowbranch1
13th December 2005, 07:03 AM
S.A.N.T.A.S.U.C.K.S.</span>
<span style="color:purple">Society Against Not Torturing All Stupid Undeserving Crabby Kids Souls:
S.A.N.T.A.S.U.C.K.S. is a secret society dedicated to the punishment of all the naughty boys and girls of the world. They do not believe in the approach that Santa takes in disciplining children. Not giving them presents is not enough. They deserve a more fitting punishment: Death and/or torture.
The Society is led by an intelligent reindeer of large size. His name is Randolph. He is said to be the illegitimate half brother of Rudolph. It was he who was turned away in favor of Rudolph because his nose did not glow red, but instead radiated darkness impenetrable by normal sight when he willed it.
He was made a laughingstock in front of the other reindeer and this turned him in to the evil maniacal genius that he is today. He may have lost his will to do good, but he still has deep respect for the discipline that was ingrained in to him as a youth. He has watched from the sidelines for years and years, seeing the naughty list grow despite Santa’s discipline.
He decided to gather others of like mind to his banner. In doing so he has created a rather strong vigilante organization dedicated to the punishment of naughty children. They are in no way affiliated with the fools of the North Pole. Instead they are the quiet justice that lurks in the darkness.
The Society is headed by Randolph. Its members also include a Herd of Evil Reindeer, a tribe of Frost Men, some rogue Elves, and several Yetis. The organization holds Randolph’s will and judgment in the highest esteem. They are willing to do anything to further their cause, and punish those undeserving.
<span style="color:purple">Society Against Not Torturing All Stupid Undeserving Crabby Kids Souls:
S.A.N.T.A.S.U.C.K.S. is a secret society dedicated to the punishment of all the naughty boys and girls of the world. They do not believe in the approach that Santa takes in disciplining children. Not giving them presents is not enough. They deserve a more fitting punishment: Death and/or torture.
The Society is led by an intelligent reindeer of large size. His name is Randolph. He is said to be the illegitimate half brother of Rudolph. It was he who was turned away in favor of Rudolph because his nose did not glow red, but instead radiated darkness impenetrable by normal sight when he willed it.
He was made a laughingstock in front of the other reindeer and this turned him in to the evil maniacal genius that he is today. He may have lost his will to do good, but he still has deep respect for the discipline that was ingrained in to him as a youth. He has watched from the sidelines for years and years, seeing the naughty list grow despite Santa’s discipline.
He decided to gather others of like mind to his banner. In doing so he has created a rather strong vigilante organization dedicated to the punishment of naughty children. They are in no way affiliated with the fools of the North Pole. Instead they are the quiet justice that lurks in the darkness.
The Society is headed by Randolph. Its members also include a Herd of Evil Reindeer, a tribe of Frost Men, some rogue Elves, and several Yetis. The organization holds Randolph’s will and judgment in the highest esteem. They are willing to do anything to further their cause, and punish those undeserving.